Che poi, chi l’avrebbe mai detto…

…che “collutorio" si scrive con una sola t.

Mah, ‘ste gatte turche.

Ma è normale che le mie gatte inizino a fare le fusa quando starnutisco?

Io, traduttrice.
  • Testo italiano: (...) frequenze sinusoidali (...)
  • Io: AHAHAHAHAH. NO.
  • Io: Ma seriamente?
  • Io: Ok. I quit.

Nel caso in cui qualcuno avesse ancora qualche dubbio.
Baci dalla Turchia.

Nel caso in cui qualcuno avesse ancora qualche dubbio.

Baci dalla Turchia.

Arabs vs chicken
  • Hussam: I am going to cook a meal for you guys!
  • Me: Is it with meat?
  • Hussam: No. With chicken.

Qui in Turchia Erdogan ci ha tolto Twitter, ma, cosa più importante, i Porno. Quindi sarò costretta a ribellarmi contro il sistema.

Come?

  • Alcohol
  • Erba
  • Mandare un twit sovversivo a Erdogan tipo “DNS 8.8.8.8”

cuoredicemento:

domanitiabbraccio:

"Cose che nessuno sa."

Non voglio dire niente.

OH CAZZO. My life = complete.

cuoredicemento:

domanitiabbraccio:

"Cose che nessuno sa."

Non voglio dire niente.

OH CAZZO. My life = complete.

(Source: haitoccatolamiaanima)

Che tenerezza!!!

Che tenerezza!!!

tastefullyoffensive:

Charts Only People Who Live In Westeros Will Understand

(Source: buzzfeed)

confessionsofamichaelstipe:

0hhgodpleaseshutup:

I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 

MY LIFE = COMPLETE.

(Source: copano, via ze-violet)

jack-frost-froze:

mrfalling12345:

OMG WHAT DID I DO!?

For mobile just hold the reblog button

I LEARNED A THING

(Source: funny-gif-1, via lamortenera)

AELION PROJECT - “Time Travel” / CHARTRES VIDEO MAPPING CONTEST

(follow AELION PROJECT: questi stanno fuori di testa! E SONO ITALIANI!)

(Source: vimeo.com)

poccapocchina:

What happens when a black man brings his white girlfriend into a barbershop in Harlem? The video sowing how people reacted to this stereotyping scenario might surprise you.

In the video, several men and women react to racist hairdresser’s attempts to intimidate and humiliate a young girl because of the color of her skin.

In an episode of “What Would You Do”, three actors play out a racist scene in Denny Moe’s, a Harlem barbershop.

One actress portrays a hairdresser who bashes a man’s girlfriend because of her differing ethnicity. The show gauged real customers’ reactions as the hairdresser repeatedly criticizes the girl in a racist rant.

(via arewekidding)

racethewind10:

patrickat:

merinnan:

alchemicalramblings:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

Psh, I bet he’s just saying she set him on fire. False immolation claims like this make me sick.

And besides, if it had been a real immolation, the body has ways of shutting the heat down so you don’t get burned.

He had a history of playing with matches.

He was probably drinking. Everyone knows booze is flammable and what did he expect tempting fate like that? 

racethewind10:

patrickat:

merinnan:

alchemicalramblings:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

Psh, I bet he’s just saying she set him on fire. False immolation claims like this make me sick.

And besides, if it had been a real immolation, the body has ways of shutting the heat down so you don’t get burned.

He had a history of playing with matches.

He was probably drinking. Everyone knows booze is flammable and what did he expect tempting fate like that? 

(Source: royalpunani, via feelslikewecouldescape)

firststudentever:

Piccola precisazione, il blog che tengo a volte mi sembra eccessivamente catastrofico, ma spesso gli eventi più significativi sono tragici. Quindi facciamocene una ragione.

Sono stata attaccata da un branco di cani.

Ero sulla strada di casa, letteralmente, a pochi passi dalla porta di casa, ero…

FEAR CUTS DEEPER THAN SWORDS!

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